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. Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

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. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!

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. How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!

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. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!

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. When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!

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. Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

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. Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!

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. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!

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. What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!

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. What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

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. What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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. What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!

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. What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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. What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

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. A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. 'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk. 'In-stinct,' replied Out.

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. What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !

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. Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

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. How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first

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. What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

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. What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!

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. What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.

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. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

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. What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.

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. What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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. Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

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. How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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. What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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. A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."

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. Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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. There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."

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. What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.

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. What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!

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. What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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. What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

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. How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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. What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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. A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."

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. An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"

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. How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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. Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!

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. Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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. Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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. How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

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. Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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. What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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. What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d

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. Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

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. How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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. Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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. What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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